How would one begin a blog?
theonion:

George Zimmerman Offers To Just Plead Guilty And Pay Fine Or Whatever
collegehumor:

The Best Way to Pick Up Your Child
Fitting, since most kids are pieces of shit.

collegehumor:

The Best Way to Pick Up Your Child

Fitting, since most kids are pieces of shit.

collegehumor:

Celebrity Airbrushing is Getting Out of Hand [Click to see before picture]

We all know that magazines use airbrushing and photoshop to erase anything that doesn’t fit with society’s standard of beauty. But when does a “touch up” become complete revisionism? Here are some of the worst offenders.

purpletriceratops:

You guys a friend of mine moved in with some family and she has no internet at their house, she’s been living there for over two weeks and I only found out today. Please reblog for solidarity #prayforNina

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

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*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

collegehumor:

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar
His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.

collegehumor:

Guy Almost Gets Away With Stealing Guitar

His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.